Picture Prompt
March 4, 2009
We’ve been doing picture-prompts at work lately with the kids and this seemed like a darned good one to me. I have a friend who handles exotic and dangerous animals for public display. This picture made me think of him. Actually, that’s probably his beefy arm there…
Anyway, here’s what I want from you: post a comment and give me a quick creative story, description, or bit of dialogue that fits the picture.
- [MELLO!]
March 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Man w/ gator- “Ma’m, we’re terribly sorry but, we couldn’t save your husband from cancer. The only think we could do is turn him into this gator.”
Lady- “Ohhhhh…. dear. OHHH MYYY. Harold are you in there? Harold, your skin is SOOO rough! Let me get some lotion.”
March 5, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Hahahahahahahahaha nice Joel. Also, just so everyone knows, this picture was on the FRONT PAGE of the Express-Times. Amazing.
March 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Man – “Here we have a baby American Alligator.
Woman – (loud nasal voice) “Huhhh?”
Man – “It’s a baby gator”
Woman – “What!?”
Man – “IT’S AN INFANT REPTILE!”
Woman – “I have to go to the bathroom.”
March 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm
HAG: “Life-Alert saved me from one of these critters back in ought seven! WOULD’YA BELIEVE IT JAMES!?”
CROC HANDLER: “It’s me mom, Carl…”
HAG: “Spikeyy…..spike…ey…….. (whispering) Would you let me make cookies out of you honey?…..sshhhh…..sh… (Yelling) MAC-A-DA-MI-A!!!”
March 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Croc: grumble grumble growl snort tears.
I felt as though no one was taking the croc’s side of things into account.
March 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Man- “Ma’am, would you like to pet my lizard?”
Grandma- “Oh it’s soo BIIGG!”